February 2012
FUCK PUBLIC TRANSPORT
Caught the 100 home from uni today, sat next to a charming individual who turned out to be a carnie, A FUCKING CARNIE (for those of you who don’t know how I feel about carnie’s re; terrified) who wanted to see a picture of my “boyfriend” on my phone and tell me all about his thigh sweat. Finally he got off and said his heartfelt goodbye’s and was replaced by the...
At some point in Professional Writing we have to write an opinion piece, to save time I’ll probably just link them to my tumblr.
I just ate a bowl of feta. This attempt at a bangin’ body is already going well.
SO I WENT IN THERE; strutting my sassy stuff and she wasn’t there, but a nice tongan guy named Steven was and he let me squiz at the roster anyway and turns out, drumroll please, I’m not on it! She did say she would probably have to start me at Charlestown though. Regardless what a hopeless dude, if you don’t want me to work there just tell me the position is filled or something...
Going to go against ACA and whinge about my potential employer online. I had an interview with Industrie about 5 weeks ago and was told I’d got the job and would be put on the roster the next week, then my phone number was apparently lost, two weeks later I finally make contact with the manager again to be told that she was going away the next week and I would have to start the week after....
the trees would disappear with our oxygen
“Who’s the one with the wife and kids, and who’s the loser with no...”
– my father on the “who’s the gayest” argument
My brother just asked me where I’m going today. I don’t know, probably the exact same workplace I’ve been going to during the hours of 11-2 every single Sunday for the past 3 years.
Anonymous asked: Nice ass, you single?
