February 2012
My brother just asked me where I’m going today. I don’t know, probably the exact same workplace I’ve been going to during the hours of 11-2 every single Sunday for the past 3 years.
Anonymous asked: Nice ass, you single?
now i’m going to make you all sit through the photo’s we took last night
Catching your Dad tearing up in the middle of Undercover Boss. Apparently I’m heartless and autistic because some chick handing out $$$ doesn’t touch my soul. Sorry pa, no can do.
ahah holy shit, last night at jenny’s was so fun. there we all were drunkenly watching america’s next top model when ana had the bright idea that we should do our own, so we did and it surprisingly actually turned out SO GREAT. i’ve only got a couple of pictures of people doing it, but jenny was taking the real photo’s on her pro1000 lens and they looked fantastic so when...
so far i’ve completed everything on my to-do list except for
get ciders but not heaps because you’re trying not to be consistently wasted
and
go to jenny’s and spend the whole night on the side of the house that doesn’t have reception so you don’t text people and look like an idiot like you always do
here’s hoping
Buying people birthday presents and fighting the urge to keep it for yourself.
