I went and interviewed a girl this afternoon and she was very interesting and articulate and had a very sad story but it’s a very cool thing when you realise that you are headed towards your perfect career path and that you’ve found something that you are passionate about and can see yourself doing for a long, long time. So yeah I got a $232 fine but how irrelevant is that when I’m going to have a fantastic future?

Now everyone please join hands and pray that the motherfucking government gives me leniency on my fine.

Literally the only reason I would ever have a child is so that I could put it in stupid themed outfits every day of it’s life.